Skisus

The rad, robe-wearing, bearded deity of skiing. Often used by powder-seeking skiing fanatics looking for the perfect day on the slopes. Skisus is the force behind both a great day of runs or broken bones - depending upon how he has been praised or offended.

Holy Skisus, Chet! Did you see the sweater puppies on that ski bunny?

I prayed to Skisus last night to give us some sick powdery runs for today's fun on the mountain.

You better pray to Skisus that we make it through these moguls unharmed!

Skisus by The Red Bastard September 16, 2012

skissue

literally a skill issue. get better thx

skissue.

random hot man “fuck i cant kill you”

swag man “skissue.”

skissue skissue skissue

skissue by socialisliterallytoocool December 17, 2021

Skissue

Skill issue shortened

Your family died in a fire? Sounds like a skissue to me

Skissue by baller42652+02 June 12, 2023

Skissors 

A better way of pronouncing scissors

Bill: hand me the skissors

Jeffer: sure thing mate

Skissors by Skissors man February 22, 2020

Shisus 

the Korean manifestation of Jesus Christ, also known as Siwon from Super Junior.

ELFs have total faith in Shisus Christ and his 12 Apostles.

Shisus by kyaA September 15, 2010

skiss 

A skin kiss. When two people, who are inextricably spiritually & physically connected, touch skin-to-skin, they skiss, resulting in an electrifying feeling.

i touched skin with my soulmate last night... a beautiful skiss..... electrfying.... life-changing.... like i was on drugs....

skiss by ohio_is_for_lovers_ March 11, 2021

skibus 

v. tr. skibussed, skibussing, skibusses

1. To accidentally insert the penis into the anus, especially during heterosexual intercourse.

2. To intentionally insert the penis into the anus under the pretext of accident, especially during heterosexual intercourse

“I slipped in the puddle of lube and skibussed her.”
“I shifted to the left and before I knew it, he was skibussing me.”
“I wasn’t paying attention and he totally skibussed me.”
“She never suspected that I was going to skibus her.”

skibus by SublimeRascal September 14, 2008