Skilumper

The sucker you make carry your skis

-"I thought you hated that guy, why'd you invite him along?"
-"Oh, he's our skilumper."

Skilumper by BIGjava February 6, 2012

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Slumper Party

When a group of people are smoking, drinking, lounging and bumping music into the early morning.

"I'm tired as hell, that slumper party was no joke"!!

Slumper Party by GT1021 April 16, 2015

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shoulder slumper

The action of when a well hung black male drops his flacid and elongated penis on the shoulder of an unsuspecting person.

Jamal Johnson gave little sheepish and meek blond Mindy a shoulder slumper so she could know his penis size. Mindy is a coal burner.

shoulder slumper by Don Draper Da Graper December 19, 2009

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skimper

The person skimper who serves you and designates the portion size whether it be rice, beans, meat (mainly chicken), salsa, sour cream, cheese, guac and lettuce at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

A worker at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

I am at the order line at Chipotle Mexican Grill ordering a buritto. I will have please a buritto with white rice, black beans, chicken, Wait!! you only put half a spoonful of chicken you big ol skimper. May I have a little more please. Extra money for that. Gosh dang skimper!! Hot salsa, cheese please again more skimping going on there and lettuce. Just got ripped off at Chipolte. Man!!! I'll be back tomorrow for more of the skimpers.

skimper by Dambrose November 9, 2011