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Sileeming 

To throw up from the smell of any alcoholic beverage.

This includes vomiting from holding a shot glass of tequila close to the nasal area and regurgitating homemade Indian food from the distinct scent of beer.

It may also include sniffing a shot glass that previously had some alcoholic beverage inside and then spitting chunks or emphatically defending the city of Philadelphia or the Harry Potter series and then barfing up a storm.
"Hey man, I can't believe it. I sileemed it last night. So embarrassing."

"She's super hot, but she sileemed it in front of me. She's in my No Fly Zone now."

"I gotta get buzzed for this party tonight, but I gotta make sure I don't drink too much and sileem it. That's not justice."

"Let's kick that kid who's sileeming right now into his own vomit."
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Sleeping Warrior

An individual who proposes the earth is a flat plane surrounded by an icy pizza crust and makes wild claims that objects fall or float due to their density only.

A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method.

A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep.

An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature.

A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.
Person A: "Got a vacuum cleaner handy?"
Person B: "Don't be a sleeping warrior."

Person A: "So i told the idiot Mt Rainer should tower over Mt St Helen at the height illustrated in that photograph, but he got the height wrong"
Person B: "The height was referring to the side peak of Mt St Helens, not the summit"
Person A: "The photograph is fake then"
Sleeping Warrior by theboobox October 21, 2019
When a person is knocked out, usually in a dramatic fashion.
"SLEEPINGZ!!!" (immediately said after watching a knockout)
sleepingz by Mr. Flip May 3, 2008

Sleeping with Pete

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Pete tonight.
Sleeping with Pete by melodyq February 2, 2009

sleeping on you 

Not paying any attention
I can't believe everybody is sleeping on you.
sleeping on you by MSKSBOYD July 14, 2016

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation 

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.

sleeping beasty

A mean, nasty, loud, abominable individual thats best left undisturbed.
You may want sleeping beauty to wake up but you do not want to awaken sleeping beasty.
sleeping beasty by jpg3 November 8, 2011