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Sidetrepreneur 

Someone who takes the initiative to start a business off the side of their desk, in addition to having a day job. A person who is an entrepreneur, investing time and or money to build a business on top of doing their existing job.
So very many people are still working their regular gigs but are spending all their nights and weekends developing an app or service, or building an entertainment franchise, or otherwise aiming to be the next Instagram, the next billion dollar baby.

"He's a real sidetrepreneur: he comes home from work every night and spends the next 6 hours working on this business he has started that will revolutionize the way movies are made."
Sidetrepreneur by NightsAndWeekends September 20, 2012

siderape 

To be shanked in the side and then have the hole that was shanked penetrated and then fucked. (prison term)
Hi whats up?
*shank*
*zip*
AHHH!!!
Youve been sideraped!
siderape by Jordan Fields March 5, 2008
Occurence when someone's cameltoe could be seen from the sides, resulting in sidetoe.
1) From where I'm standing, I could totally see her sideboobs and sidetoe.
sidetoe by Mashirokun November 7, 2013

Motionless Sidestroke 

This is the act of attempting to do a sidestroke but failing so miserably that one ends up motionless in the water.
Girl 1: "Have you seen Hannah's sidestroke?"
Girl 2: "Yeah it's the motionless sidestroke."
Hannah: "Do you like my swimming?"

Fuzzy Sidetone 

The distorted sound a woman hears after her man has ejaculated in her ear following or instead of vaginal intercourse. Typically utilized as a form of psychological punishment to the woman for not retrieving a beer, sandwich, etc.

Best inflicted while the woman is sleeping to induce maximum mental disorientation, though the technique can also be applied overtly to establish dominance.

A derivative of the sound of your own voice heard in earphones when speaking through a headset with attached microphone, or in the monitor earpiece musicians wear.
She wouldn't let me go anywhere near her NAT box last night, so I waited for her to fall asleep and slipped it in her ear. That f*@king Adele song won't sound so sweet with fuzzy sidetone!
Fuzzy Sidetone by PetesMom February 9, 2013

sidestroke 

I do the e stroke when I'm in bed and get horny.
sidestroke by Alexius November 6, 2003