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shrekoning 

When the mighty Ogrelord Shrek returns to judge all who do not preserve their layers.
Humans have layers. Shrek's shrock pleasures your layers. If you do not have many layers, you will not be spared. Eat onions to add on to and preserve your layers, for the Shrekoning is among us.
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Shrekoning 

A calculation related to and/or benifiting the Ogrelord, Shrek.
"According to my shrekoning, the onions are close." Said Joe
Shrekoning by The Internep February 22, 2015

Shrekoning 

When the ogre lord returns from his long journeys. It is also known as "Shrek day". It takes place in April 22nd which is the released date for Shrek.
"Shrek has returned, happy Shrekoning"
Shrekoning by Random Derp July 9, 2015

The Shrekoning 

Once only a humble Internet meme, The Shrekoning now defines the transcendence of one's mind to a new plane of existence to live in the Holy Swamp of our Lord Shrek.
Once Jason was found worthy, he was prepared for The Shrekoning.

shrekmon 

A ship between shrek (god) and Kim Namjoon (leader of bts)
did I mention it’s canon?
If you don’t ship it your uncultured
I wank to shrekmon
Shrekmon makes me moist
shrekmon by Robin Chris November 7, 2017

Shrekoning 

The day on which Shrek decides who is Shreked and who is left alive.
The day of your Shrekoning has arrived, Kai.
Shrekoning by Kaitlyn Jenner November 20, 2016