Shprintza

An early 1900's tailor who specialized in the use of burlap. Started a very popular magazine and was best friends with a potato dealer named Shmerel.

"Did you see that burlap sack that Shprintza made...Wow amazing"

Shprintza by lakewoodSHMEREL April 19, 2010

rectal shpritz 

The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.

I sat down to drop a few friends in the pool, and got a nasty rectal shpritz.

rectal shpritz by agman2 May 7, 2009

Sprintathoner 

A person who can complete a marathon at a sprinters pace.

Wow he ran that marathon in 67 minutes. He must be a sprintathoner!

Sprintathoner by Poopsprinkle February 17, 2019

Shprintzy 

A shit dripping girl with a badass attitude

Omygosh I nabbed a Shprintzy last night

Shprintzy by BadAssTerrirotory December 25, 2022

Sharintha

enormous dick. known for touching minors in rolla. studies business accounting and ict

Karen: omg have you seen sharintha?
Maria: yea i definintely would pipe him
Karen: sameeeuhhh
Maria: cant say the same thing abt rayan🤦 ♂️

Sharintha by Nasserlongjohnny06 December 24, 2023

Sharintha

enormous dick. known for touching minors in rolla. studies business accounting and ict

Karen: omg have you seen sharintha?
Maria: yea i definintely would pipe him
Karen: sameeeuhhh
Maria: cant say the same thing abt rayan🤦 ♂️

Sharintha by Nasserlongjohnny06 December 24, 2023

sprintzer 

When a large amount of liquid is spraying from a small hole

One hot summer day Tommy went to turn on the water hose and he realized it was sprintzing from a tiny hole from his teeth had once bitin it

..damn?! Tommy’s chewing on the hose again?

‘Looks like we’ve got a sprintzer here!”

sprintzer by Juicyjune00 February 7, 2024