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Grass Hopper was hungry so he made Shpoo make him a sandwich
Shpoo by GrassHopper October 7, 2003
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Now we add a shpoo of salt to the recipe...

shpoo aider 

Originating from Bathurst, NB, this is a sloppy French version for can I help you. Excellent for answering the phone at work or even at home. People will not understand the catchy but grammatically incorrect nonsense coming out of your mouth.

Pronunciation: sh-poo-day-day (at a fast speed combining the phrase into 1 word)
Darin- "oui allo, this is Darin speaking shpoo aider?"

Jordan- "Whaaat!?"
shpoo aider by Jbellzy June 3, 2007
A really cool and laid-back nigga that's sexy without even trying to be. A Shloob may seem shy at first, but they are super funny, and talented. Unfortunately, the world sleeps on him, but not for much longer. His persona is at the center of what makes him such a chick magnet. Shloob is always the star of the show.
He calls himself shloob, he's so loveable.
Shloob by Mrs.Shloobtastic March 5, 2022

Shapoopie 

From the song, "Shapoopie," as seen in "The Music Man," a play about a man from Gary, Indiana who makes a boys band in Iowa and falls in love with a librarian.
Shapoopie, shapoopie, the girl that's hard to get.
Shapoopie, shapoopie, but you can win her yet.

pokey shloops 

High grade skunk weed. The more crystals the pokier the shloops.
Shit, this pokey shloops is strong, my eyes are bleeding.
pokey shloops by 'rynside July 26, 2008