Shortcayk 

severe mental retardation called JAMIE (Jack-Ass-Mental-Indeficiency-Effect)

sarah: hey shit head!
jamie: wut, yew tawkin tew meh?
sarah: Yea stupidass, you are a tard!
jamie: errrr yah! ima tard, har har.
sarah: laugh it up dick licker!
jamie: har har har!

Shortcayk by tin December 8, 2003

Shortcayk 

retard who can't spell at all!

Hay Yew fawker. mah nayme ish jaymeee donkey-ass-whole. Aye Kunt spell shieet cuz i dydnt pash fyrsh grayd.

Shortcayk by emily December 8, 2003

Shortjack 

Shortjack is to punch someone not using a full blow but drawing your hand back at a much shorter distance and the punching

Bill was at the bar and Ronnie Shortjacked him after he called him a bitch

Shortjack by STYLESIE March 10, 2009

Shortcake 

Shortstack + Christmas Cake = Shortcake 🍰

"Hanya is such a shortcake."

Shortcake by scarletDisco August 1, 2023

Strawberry Shortcake revenge 

After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.

That bitch strawberry shortcake revenged me last night

Strawberry Shortcake revenge by cummaster151990 February 23, 2009

Strawberry Shortcake 

A strawberry shortcake is when you bust a nut inside a girl whilst on her period. Thus the peculiar mixture of colors.

I hooked up with a girl last night on her period and gave her a strawberry shortcake!

Strawberry Shortcake by Alex Butterman September 21, 2020

shortcake 

Nickname given to the most beautiful person in the world.

She's short and sweet and makes me haaaappy, she's a shortcake!

shortcake by VDeity June 30, 2007