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Shmooping 

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)
Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar
Shmooping by Dudes23 May 3, 2018

Shmoobing 

Shmoobing: chilling or hanging out. verb
"we are all just shmoobing." (present tense)

"we should all go shmoobing some time soon..." (future tense)

"we shmoobed yesterday." (past tense)
Shmoobing by sittingkitty10 October 28, 2010
Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".
Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"
Shmooing by galactifish July 27, 2011

shmooshing 

when you pretend your doing something when your actually doing nothing.
After i got drunk in the bathroom at school i started shmooshing in class
shmooshing by NOT SO SLIMSHADY October 7, 2017

shooblings 

Juvenile Shoobies or Shooblets belinging the the full sized Shoobie.
Here come all the shoobies with their little shithead shooblings to ruin the summer.

Tony Shobeing 

Driving like OJ Simpson running from the cops only stopping to wipe off the bugs and polish the whip
Must be Sunday cause he's doing three things-praying to Yeezus, turning left, and Tony Shobeing
Tony Shobeing by HailSkinz May 28, 2016