Shmatlack 

One who feels you, but still manages to lack Shmat in the process.

Shlabob: I really don't wanna go to school tommorow :(.
Higgins: I feel ya, Shmatlack.

Shmatlack by Black Chris September 20, 2011

shalacked 

the victim of being lit up or hit beyond belief.

the dumbass who tried to bumrush the stage was shalacked by security

shalacked by z man March 10, 2005

shalacking 

beat the oposition by a huge margin

wow, we gave them a good old fashioned shalacking today

shalacking by tibore September 20, 2008

shalacked 

VERB, past tense: severly beaten, whipped, destroyed in competition. shalacker shalack

They got shalacked in the game today.

shalacked by shalacker dude April 7, 2010

Shalack 

To take a massive dump.

I'm gonna go shalack it.

Shalack by Pseudonymous bugbosch June 19, 2017

shalackers

A slang term for really heady weed

Last night I was smoking tons of the shalackers

shalackers by JDPVT420 August 21, 2009

shmagack 

1.A white guy who dresses and acts like a black guy.2.Any guy who acts like he,s someone else,usually making a complete ass of himself constantly.3.A white guy who talks with a south side Chicago ghetto accent.

"Yo sup G money! Yall trippin like a mo fo! best gets to steppin fool! and get up off me!" "peace" Larrys mom is unaware she gave birth to a colored baby, o thats right she DID,NT Larrys is a fucking SHMAGACK

shmagack by CHICAGO GUY February 11, 2008