Shlatulence 

The polite term for the word "shart".
When you pass gas with the bonus of pooh.

Whoops, looks like I'm gonna need a new pair of boxers after that shlatulence.

Shlatulence by jaxst November 27, 2010

Splatulence 

When you cum and fart at the same time

Jane thinks splatulence is sexy as fuck.

Splatulence by stinkfist1979 July 26, 2011

Shatulence 

An upmarket term for a bout of Farts with diarrhea or having gas while sick with diarrhea.
People suffering from this are the ones that cause Raucus laughter in public bathrooms/toilets

Bob has Shatulence - been on the toilet all morning!

Shatulence by Muckspreader August 27, 2009

splatulence 

v. - to accidentally and unintentionally defecate while expelling intestinal gas from the anus.

v. - to flatulate in combination with an emphatic splat caused by the additional excrement of fecal matter.

n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.

n. - an experience of an unintended evacuation of the bowel of a fluid nature during the act of flatulence.

(blend of splat and flatulence)

1. Certain kinds of food have been known to cause/result in splatulence if a bathroom is not nearby.

2. I ran and ran and ran, but I didn't make it in time and I splatulated all over my pants!

splatulence by Lizzy Rosenshine December 29, 2007

shartulence 

Flatulence (farting) that leads to a shart (shitting your pants when you were expecting/hoping to merely push a fart).

All in all, shartulence is a fancier way of saying that you (or someone else) sharted.

It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.

shartulence by JeffroMidas September 7, 2013

splatulance 

the sound of wet-farts and splashing dookie echoing from behind a closed bathroom door.

'dad went into the bathroom this morning and had some major splatulance'

splatulance by kaylo1973 January 18, 2009

spatulence 

Flatulence that results in sudden spatula-shaped excretions.

"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."

"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."

spatulence by Wong's Dongs February 15, 2010