Shlamoiel

1. A Jewish cleric of non-Rabbinical status, usually with the duty of performing circumcisions.

2. A derogatory term, akin to cock-sucker. I.E. Cock-cutter.

"I studied for years under cleric James Salamon to become the prolific Shlamoiel I am today."

"Dat Jimmy kid is quite da shlamoiel, no?"

Shlamoiel by DaTooth Fairy July 10, 2009

Shamiel 

A loving, caring and very eccentric young man with a kindread spirit. The definition of husband material.

Shamiel issa whole snack

Shamiel by unruly_sham February 22, 2019

Shlemiel 

From Yiddish origin. A clumsy, inept, or foolish person.

As quoted from the film Independence Day:

"If I knew I was going to meet the President I would have wore a tie. I mean look at me, I look like a shlemiel."

Shlemiel by Mata99 May 30, 2009

shlumiel 

a jewish nickname for a disorganized person who does not have it together.

Mendel is such a shlumiel, he keeps forgetting where he put his weed

shlumiel by eden February 8, 2005

shlemiel 

A sad sack, a loser, a poor slob; from the Yiddish and German. "A shlemiel drops it; a shlemazel picks it up."

He made a living playing a shlemiel on TV.

shlemiel by cornholio October 4, 2003

shlemiel 

From Yiddish Orgin, which is a semetic language, meaning fool.

Your buring the popcorn you shlemiel!

shlemiel by Ben Leventer February 2, 2006

schlamiel 

A person who is naturally awkward and or clumsy.

The schlamiel went to get some soup and then spilled it before he got back to his seat.

schlamiel by zornorf January 7, 2016