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When your dick and/or balls touch the toilet bowl or water.
"Babe, why do your balls smell like ass?"
"I just took a shit and sclaffed them in the toilet"
sclaff by MxLongDong March 24, 2023
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Shlaff Shaff splaff Shaffer shaffiq shnaffle shaffed shaffles Shluff shluffy

shmaffle 

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).
Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.
shmaffle by b-ret April 14, 2014
Wow that outfit you are wearing today is so shnaffy
Shnaffy by Nelufas October 11, 2019

shaffordable 

something that is affordable but also shit. this word was created in the video How To Gig For Under £500 - Gigging Guitar Rig Shopping Challenge!! it was posted on youtube on the Jun 2014 by Rob Chapman.
rob picked up a shaffordable guitar.
shaffordable by Where is tie March 11, 2018

sam shlafstein 

Long lost twin of Perez Hilton only films his tik toks from one angle big Greta Stan if you are drying your love or resemblance of someone, you might be Sam shlafstein
Oh yeah preet? I don’t even think about him anymore” that’s what a Sam shlafstein would say

shaffstalled

The state of drunken stupor in which a person becomes little more than a blundering menace to society.
"I wish I could still look my peers in the eye, but after getting shaffstalled and leaving a wake of destruction everywhere I went last night, I don't think I'll be able to for a while."
shaffstalled by mayab October 10, 2009