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Shizzlenizingguard 

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.
Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.

shizzlenit 

Lu: Hey you are the shizzlenit
Eric: I know, I know

shizlenits 

A word that takes the place of the word "shit".
Old way: 'Oh shit, i dropped my phone" said Daniel

New way: 'Oh shizlenits, i dropped my cellular device' said Liam
shizlenits by Liam Sherman May 22, 2005

oh shizzlenuts

an expression that shows a feeling the same as saying "oh shit" or "damn it"
Oh shizzlenuts - I can't feel my toes.
oh shizzlenuts by andigz April 9, 2010

Shizzlenig

A rare oddity, a Nigger with a small dick.
Jimmy: Phil showed me his pee pee, daddy.

Jimmy's Pops: I wouldn't have thought it was very big, I heard he was a Shizzlenig
Shizzlenig by Efronfan1337 July 9, 2009

Shizzlebits 

When the temperature outside is below freezing and you ejaculate onto the face of the victim and because of the temperature the cum freezes before it contacts the victims face.
Damn! It's so cold that i got shizzlebits in my eye.
Shizzlebits by Zac o' shit December 26, 2008