When in a videogame, a shitspawn is when an enemy materializes in front of you/your character in a radius of 10 feet or less. This often catches you off guard and kills you, or gets you detected in a stealth mission.
“That guard just shitspawned in front of me, i cannot make this up.”
“What afuckin’ shitspawn, dude.”
Moving all that furniture around did something to my stomach, is there air freshener in the water closet so I can make a shitspa; Do you know where the closest shitspa is located.