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shitprot 

Shitprot is a bunch of idiot people who trying to be edgy on internet/ shitposter wannabe, they think that they're edgy and they're shitposter cuz they're toxic.
*Facebook account of people who already passed away

Shitprot in the comments section : Login hahahahah he's dead hahaha
Other people replied : give any respect for him dude..

Shitprot : i don't give a fuck hahahaha :v
Other people : what an idiot, you're such a Shitprot
The result of eating a burrito from Chipotle and allowing it to incubate in your stomach for a good 2-4 hours. Typically, the dispatching of your Shitpotle requires a toilet plunger and half a roll of toilet paper.
Matt: Dude, I had the best carnitas burrito last night.
Nick: Wow, did you have some serious shitpotle afterwards?
Matt: Yeah, it took me half an hour to unclog the toilet.
Shitpotle by burritos-123 October 18, 2010

shitproof 

1. Utterly unaffected by shit.

2. Immunity to all unpleasant events or conditions, usually due to one or several instances of terrific success or inheritance.
His girlfriend is like, a perfect 10. He's shitproof, dude.

Hugh Hefner, Jay-Z, David Beckham, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Sting, and Mr. Rogers are all shitproof.
shitproof by Chad Brad July 22, 2008
The bowel movements that are the result of consuming Chipotle. Generally, it occurs shortly after one has finished their meal and is often quite unpleasant.
That double steak bowl gave me some serious shitpotle, but damn is was worth it!
Shitpotle by DMatza May 24, 2016

Shitbrothers 

Julian: Lahey, I know shit about you and you know shit about me. That makes us shitbrothers.
Shitbrothers by Uncle Tony P. April 7, 2009
Cringy people who thinks they're shitposter because they're toxic. They don't even know what shitpost actually is
Sitprot: Hey man i just made a shitpost
Person 2: Dude it's a meme not a shitpost
Sitprot: haha u normies lol
Person 2: You're such a sitprot
Sitprot by a cinta a June 17, 2020