Shitefright 

Inability to pass faecal matter, in unfamiliar surroundings.

Can be particularly problematic in communal conveniences e.g a campsite toilet block.

"Tracy carn't wait to get home, Shes had shitefright all week !"

"Linda carn't eat any more, I'm bloated out with shitefright !"

Shitefright by Tralinda April 18, 2014

shitbright 

shitbright, n. : a nonsensical idea that is nevertheless effective, esp. the most effective option available

Damn Forrest, that was some serious shitbright there!

shitbright by hazzard65 November 24, 2014

Shiteknight 

A shiteknight is a person with low self-esteem who combats this with an unwavering need to aid others in maintaining the delusion that they were born in the wrong body. They usually have very isolated personal lives as they are very judgmental of others, surrounding themselves only with those who feed their need to center men in gender-critical activism. Most commonly sighted in older men in regards to transgender identifying males.

Chronic shiteknighting often occurs in correlation with chronic self-esteem problems where the person needs to maintain a high view of themselves through self-righteous acts of pseudo-kindness. These people surround themselves with men and women still suffering from unresolved delusions of gender as a means to harvest praise and adulation for speaking over and denigrating women who question their tactics.

Shiteknighting is also associated with metastasized misogyny, homophobia, racism, and ableism as a shield against cognitive dissonance induced by requests from peers to examine one's behavior for bias.

"When women say Hayton is no ally of theirs because of his continued engagement in his autogynephilia fetish in women's spaces, Graham Linehan shiteknights for him."

Shiteknight by Amy Denver January 22, 2022

Shitelight 

The slang term for the series of books about a girl struggling to choose a boyfriend. Her choices are: a pedophilic guy who wants to kill her and a werewolf who doubles as a Native American stereotype.
Possibly the worst books ever written.

I read Shitelight at the weekend just to see if it was any good. I regret that wasted time.

Shitelight by TheLiteratureGirl November 28, 2010

Swipefright 

The massive and intense anxiety you feel when you hand someone your phone to show them a photo and they start swiping.

Friend: *starts swiping*
You: *takes phone back* Dude, you're giving me swipefright!

Swipefright by Bedlams November 3, 2018

shitfight 

an excruciating task, a hassle, fighting a losing battle, something you hate to do

Sorry I'm late. The Belt Parkway was a complete shitfight. It took me two hours

shitfight by Big chip and lou cyph January 22, 2011

swipefright 

The massive and intense anxiety you feel when you hand someone your phone to show them a photo and they start swiping.

I handed the phone to my girlfriend, and she gave me swipefright -- but she never found your photos... I swear!

swipefright by fora_fori November 3, 2018