Shit Roulette
When one is unsure of whether or not their fart is a shit, but continues to push it out anyway. The risk greatly outweighs the rewards, but we do it regardless.
Sitting in front of the TV, I felt a fart and pushed. I survived another round of shit roulette, but one day I won't just fire a blank.
Shit Roulette by IShitALot September 14, 2014
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