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A.k.a Shamonito, Shamo

Someone who is as dumb as if he was slapped in the face with a shovel. Sort of stinging sensation he gets in his brain when he tries todo math. Lacks any common sense or isn't aware of the most obvious of ideas.
Ex.1 - The Other Guy

(Bro): Hey yo...You know that Jay Kid...He's aight eh?
(Massi): Ahhw maan..He's a fuckin Shaymo.
(Bro): Ye-yeah

Ex. 2 - The Kitten

(Sis): AWWWWW, Jack is soooo CuTE!
(Massi): ...He's a little Shay-mo but..I mean...yeah, he's cute.
(Sis:) :) Cuchi Cuo
(Massi): ...Shaymo....(Pokes cat repeatedly)....Shayyyyyy-MO!
Shaymo by Numba1 February 5, 2014
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Shamogabog

A vile, toxic, obese, bitch, with yeasty fat folds under disproportionately big, gelatinous arms that are partially covered in what appear to be jailhouse tattoos. She has entirely too much time on her hands. The Shamogabog has no teeth, in her infected mouth, except for the busted dentures, that she holds together with Krazy Glue. She fancies herself as a singer/master of disguise, but can be frequently spotted on her social media pages, having glued trash or discounted, post-season Christmas ornaments to her face. Sporting the stereotypical “fish gape”, that all wannabe InstaModels wear (which is about as empowering as, and has all the sex appeal of a blowup doll), the shamogabog is an incredible narcissist. She plays with clay all day, creating sub-par “ jewelry”, that she peddles (for now), because she wasn’t bright enough to finish high school. But hey, she’s an artist...
The Shamogabog couldn’t hold a job, because she was too busy gluing garbage to her face!
Shamogabog by Wish Mackinnon October 4, 2020
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Sharmone 

I have read a load of rubbish on here about the definition of the word, its not Sharmone, its charmon and is actually Michael Jackson's artistic variation of singing "COME ON". I found this out in 1987 after the Bad single came out. I thought everybody knew this, why post things as a fact when they are completely wrong.
Gonna hurt your mind, don't shoot to kill "Come on, Come on" (Char mon, Char mon). not Sharmone.
Sharmone by Stefan Price. August 29, 2009
Moya is the rarest and prettiest girl around she is independent & doesn’t need a guy for anything she is loyal and sometimes misunderstood she is different from other girls wants a guy falls in love there’s no going back she has a lot of haters and people tend to get jealous of her
That girl was a Shamoya she was so unforgettable
Shamoya by Dana4986 June 14, 2019
You know I'm bad! I'm bad! You know it! You know it! You know! You know! You know! Shamon! And the whole world has to answer right now, so I'll tell you once again who's bad!
Shamon by Walter June 2, 2004
According to Spike Lee, from his Bad 25 documentary, "Shamone" "isn't just a cool way to say "come on," but MJ's tribute to soul singer Mavis Staples, who used it in a live version of "I'll Take You There" in 1975."

Source : vulture.com
See the video where "Shamone" was first used by YouTubing Mavis Staples- I'll Take You There
Shamone by mns November 28, 2012
Interj. - used to emphasize a particularly apt word, phrase, action, or set of circumstances.
"Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard."
"Grizzly Adams did have a beard--shamow!"
Shamow by S. Fail January 7, 2010