Shamalon 

Shamalon |sh əˈmälon| : When you invert your t-shirt on your head in order to shade your shoulders and neck from the sun whilst lowering your core body temperature. Also very fashionable.

Wow, it is really hot. Perhaps I shall invert my t-shirt and cool down with some help from my shamalon.

Shamalon by ChairTableSeat January 1, 2011

Shamalange 

A set up or rip off

What a shamalange

Shamalange by Bj isle August 9, 2015

shabalong 

every curse word in the human language combined; usually means fag, dork, loser, jerk, bastard, ass, etc. A good word to use in a case where you will get in trouble if you say the actual word. Sounds friendlier than what it means.

Jerry: GO DIE U LOSER
Adam: AT LEAST IM NOT A SHABALONG LIKE YOU

shabalong by hjsuhuhng November 25, 2009

shamalan 

Shamalan, or Sham for short. Shamalan is the perfect best friend, he is always there for advice and he's very trustworthy.
he's dead at football and has no pace but that doesn't stop him playing for frenford FC. a perfect boyfriend, that's only if he likes you :)

shamalan is a fucktard

shamalan by that nigel over there February 28, 2019

Shamaloo 

A word so awesome it has no real definition but is only used to emphasize exclamation.

Person 1 - Hey, how's it going?

Person 2 - Shamaloo!!

Person 1 - You need not say more my friend.

Shamaloo by Keegs171 January 7, 2010

shamazon 

Typing up fake or sham reviews of any product to be found on Amazon.com, in order to mystify, ruin or simply amuse prospective purchasers.

Common entries completely redefine products (genre-wise) or reveal intrinsic plot lines or twists to spoil films, books, etc.

Mephistoles: "Hey, Rupert, What shall I write for this shamazon about The Sixth Sense?"

Rupert: "Tell them Bruce Willis dies at the end."

shamazon by Benito Incognito January 31, 2006

Shamyloned it 

1. To add a completely ridiculous or predictable plot twist to something
2. To take an amazing source material and butcher it beyond recognition.
3. To take a massive shit (in relation to the quality of shamylon's movies)

I was watching The lovely bones the other day.. It's like they didn't even read the fucking book! They totally Shamyloned it!

Shamyloned it by DCM9123 August 22, 2011