SexMS 

The act of texting in order to seek out booty call opportunities

"Hey Gary, what say we troll the clubs tonight?"
Nah man, the roster is full. Think I'll toss out some SexMSs from home and see what I can reel in

SexMS by HK Claw June 15, 2011

sexsensually 

A portmanteau of sexually and sensually.

Judy: "Thanks for helping me, guys. I mean, Gill is nice, he is nice, but I am not interested in him sexually, or sensually, or sexsensually, which is sеx, but with candles and a breeze."

sexsensually by natalie portmanteaux October 14, 2022

sexist drive-by 

When a woman is minding her own business and a man casually makes a sexist comment to her while he passes by.

Mary was the victim of a sexist drive-by. Earlier today, a man walked past her at a coffee shop and said, "Don't frown so much when you're reading or writing on a computer." Mary replied, "I'm writing a condolence letter."

sexist drive-by by fatuousbacon May 10, 2017

sexsensual 

When a woman has the rare combination of being
both sexy and sensual at the same time.

He noticed her walking down the staircase ever so slowly. Her movements were slow like warm honey being poured onto a stack of pancakes while her smile, the way her clothes were clinging to her soft skin .. all of it made her sooooooo sexy and sensual = sexsensual.

sexsensual by alamocityguy February 23, 2011

It Seems Today 

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".

It Seems Today by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019

Subway sexists 

Such a holy song

Subway sexists is so holy

I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nudesender
You know that i be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist i could go skating
Between thick tighs i am suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocks
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know im fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my juul
I dont actually smoke
Butt i make your bitch choke
Once i give someone i stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know im dropping fire
You can sing my song in the quire
They fall me quacmire
No they dont but at least it rhymes

Subway sexists by Legoiswatchingyou May 10, 2021

Sexsaurus 

A rare non-existing breed of dinosaur in the Jurassic era. Well known for constantly mating, these horny creatures are always in heat. They travel in crowds as large as 500. Though Sexsaurus’ need constant physical attention, you’ll occasionally find some who prefer to wander solo. Sexsaurus’ are both herbivores and omnivores; meaning they can survive without meat and do not always crave it. They are often on the move, as they like variety and to explore. They are very adventurous, and usually quite friendly and flirtatious. They are fairly small dinosaurs, with only a height of 2-3 meters and a length of 3-6 meters. But don’t let these dinosaurs fool you, when angered, they are very violent. Much like bulls, they charge; their long horns ready to rip through anything in their way.

dinosaur sexsaurus

Sexsaurus by Sexsaurus June 1, 2009