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Sculpturist 

One who sculpts Annie's Homegrown cinnamon and chocolate bunny grahams atop Green's Cookies and Cream ice cream in a TodaysHome blue ceramic bowl from China.

Plural: Sculpturists.
Two up-and-coming sculpturists of the Avant Garde School of Design, class of 1963 sculptured a replica of the infamous tryst of Bernie and Cinnamon atop Jack Frost Mountain (1969).
Sculpturist by Keep It Organic April 3, 2010
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sculptist 

One who creates a sculptor.
Hey Jesus thats a dope scultor, you’re a real sculptist!
sculptist by Shupdapoo February 18, 2019

shadow sculptures  

Art works that are engraved on walls as sculpture.
Shadow sculptures are 'paintings' done as an installation work on a wall that -- using shadow effect -- can render a whole new image if the artwork is seen from a different angle.

Sculpturesque 

A body type for women that does not fit societal norms of skinny, plus sized or even midsized. Their body type resembles that of Greek and Roman sculptures and renaissance art. This body type cannot be influenced by societal norms and cannot be gatekept as anyone can identify themselves as this body type if they feel it’s a fit.
I’m a sculpturesque body type
Sculpturesque by Wh1teR4bb1t August 15, 2021

Wax sculpturing 

2 Gay people put the heads of their penis together and pour hot wax on it until their heads turn purple.
"I heard that Harris and his dog started wax sculpturing together in a treehouse."

Sculptures by the Selective 

Sculptures by the Selective

An Australian event held on beaches, including Cottesloe, WA, where disabled people are only allowed access two days out of fourteen.

Ensuring that the beach matting is only laid out on those days prevents 'visual disruption', according to the organisers, and has other tangible benefits including minimal environmental disruption because it is only open to cripples on weekdays.

Next year the organisation plans to further develop their commitment to exclusivity by targeting and discriminating against other minority groups who may be visually disruptive due to their skin colour, flamboyance or utterly unacceptable forms of clothing that may reflect a person's culture.

In 2019, Sculptures will introduce the 'Sculptures ban the Sarong' campaign so that beachgoers and artists will be less distracted by potentially visually disruptive beachwear.
'Sculptures by the Selective will maintain our commitment to exclusivity by only providing access to white cishet men with suits and post-nominals.'

'We hold our commitment to ableism close to our hearts. In a perfect world, someone would make sure marginalised populations were excluded even more, but we've only been able to manage twelve days.'

Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.