Scuffy Share definition Flag N. A very quick handjob that causes extreme chafing, usually done in filthy places. Man 1: Hey I got a great scuffy behind that dumpster!Man 2: Nice, do you need some lotion bro? Scuffy by Zacharias Goldsteinberg October 25, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Scuffy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch