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scrummer 

A scrummer can also be called a bum, but a high class bum at that. A scrummer is one who wakes up after 11 oclock on a regulaar basis ( weekends and vacations), one who would rock sweatpants regualrly, otfen times with timberland boots. aka scrumberlands, who don't feel like spending the extra 3 $ on "good beer". A scrummer will usualy never turn down a lip, and will find enjoyment in watching tv for more than 2 hours a day, in their sweaatpants. so here's to you scrummers. god bless
look at that scrummer at school wearin sweatpants and scrumberlands.
scrummer by Jeff Erving July 6, 2007

Scrummage 

the act of thoroughly doing or making something.
He scrummaged up some eggs for breakfast
Scrummage by scrummage February 26, 2021

Scrummie 

Short for "Scrum-half", which is a Rugby union position. The scrummie's job is to choose how and where the ball will be played in each phase of play and take control of the ball from set pieces (lineouts and scrums), rucks and mauls. Comparable to the quarterback in American football.
Andy Gommarsall plays as scrummie for England.
Scrummie by Beno1990 December 5, 2007

scrumped 

The incorrect, yet oddly spot-on, past-tense of "scam." "Scrump" or "scrumped" was first defined by "30 Rock" character Tracy Jordan in December 2008.
"It turns out that Nigerian prince I've been e-mailing with is just a spam hoax. I got scrumped!"
scrumped by Laura24601 December 20, 2008

scrumfed 

when a males genital area is sriveled and or smaller then normal
i am very scrumfed right now
scrumfed by wattythemadman3 May 24, 2010

scrumbled 

Defines anything that dies or otherwise gets incapacitated. Can be used to describe (1) someone you owned on Halo etc, (2) something you screwed up and threw into the bin, (3) a person racked with anxiety or nervousness, and anything else you fancy. A combination of the words scrunched and crumbled.
(1) Ohh scrumbled your ass n00b!
(2) My girlfriend came dangerously close to finding the porno mags in my dresser, so i scrumbled them.
(3) Did you see Tim in front of Jackie? He just scrumbled, man. He needs more confidence.