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Scrotocracy

The Junior Cadets of the patriarchy. Obnoxious, predominately white boys. Fraternities. Golf. Sailing. Polo Shirts. Dockers.
Dude-Boys of power to be. Sons of Senators, Governors, Business Executives, MegaChurch Preachers. Read about them in the book, "The Family."

Dicks presumptive.
It's amazing who can get into the Scrotocracy. Look at George Bush Jr.-boozing, coke snorting, AWOL, business disasters. If his Daddy hadn't been such an Uber-Patriarch he'd be broken down trailer trash for sure. The fact that Barbara Bush is the only female member of the patriarchy didn't hurt. Dan Quail was a flame out-he never made the transition from Scrotocracy to patriarchy with the biggest hand-up.
Scrotocracy by RevDrDK November 12, 2009
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scrotocrat 

someone (mostly, if not all, male) controlled by the scrotal area, that promotes sexism, bigotry, xenophobia … They are right and you are wrong. They promote themselves at the expense of others and refuse to accept blame for errors (whatever the magnitude) and never apologize for their screw-ups. Typically, scrotocrats have small hands and use scotch tape to control ties.
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