Scotching 

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.

What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.

Scotching by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009

Scotching 

An obscure fetish involving temporary body modifications using transparent package tape. ( i. e. Scotch tape)

"she's really into scotching, two roles of scotch tape and I can't tell who I'm with"

Scotching by Feralphil September 16, 2018

scotching 

a verb. when somebody (usually a member of Scotch College) tries to stick as many penises in their mouth as possible.

Hey, look over that scotchy scotching another scotchy

scotching by toggerz November 7, 2007

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Scratching like a DJ

Scratching like a DJ by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

Scritching 

The act of scratching, touching or grooming in a familiar and friendly way.

Dogs and cats love a good scritching behind their ears and the back of their neck.

Scritching by timberpup January 24, 2010

shotohing 

The act of staring at wall to not expose ones position

Dude, stop shotohing you are delaying the fucking round.

shotohing by aicek July 22, 2021

scrutching 

Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.

To ward away the mosquito attack around his wounded leg, he was intensely scrutching himself.

scrutching by A.I.R January 16, 2010