One renowned as the antithesis of
punctuality, and whom takes the act of slacking to an entirely new dimension. The
incredible level of slack achieved by this "schlade" has reached such epic proportions that the slacking bar has been raised for stoners
everywhere.
"
I had plans with schlade at 7:30 so I
showed up at 8:45 and he still wasn't there!
I guess you can't schlade the schladester."