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scharfschütze 

Literally meaning sharpshooter in German but also means sniper, even though they are two different things. A sharpshooter is a very well trained marksman, whereas a sniper is everything a sharpshooter is but is also trained in stealth techniques used to sneak up to a position where he/she can fire upon their target.
Feuer frei auf der scharfschütze!
(Open fire on the sniper!)
scharfschütze by Narcissus November 27, 2004

Schaftenfreude 

Pleasure derived by learning of another person getting shafted

From German, literally "Business Joy" (Schaft = business; Freud = joy).
An alternative to the more common Schadenfreude: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune
"Manafort and Papadopoulos just got indicted. Ha ha, I'm getting some serious Schaftenfreude about the Ginger Gringo."
Schaftenfreude by Schafter November 2, 2017
Girl 1: Yo, is that a flaccid dick?!
Girl 2: Yeah, I totally just got Schaffted!
when your fart and shit at the same time.
when you are with your friends and one of them farts,and said fart sounds so wet you look at them and ask"did you just schart yourself"
schart by big e 6996 March 3, 2010

scharfenberger 

A former nazi last name, a little racist but still a funny good guy.
"Did you hear what he said?" Yep, that's just typical Scharfenberger behavior.

Scharfed 

When a boy tries to get with a girl, but ends up being so helplessly lost in the depths of the friend zone, that it's like he's in another plane of existence
Zach started to talk to Jess in hopes of getting with her, but was ultimately scharfed
Scharfed by GG NO RE April 16, 2014