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why am i searching this up 

You are clearly bored and don't know what to search so I put this just to say I defined this first BTW why the fuck are you reading this? And why am i searching this up?

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

scaring the hoes away 

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions
elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

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Not content with doing nothing and enjoying their win, the enemy team has instead chosen to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory - Phrase, common usage. Doing something stupid causing your team to lose when all you had to do was nothing.

Why am I searching this?

I don't know. You tell me. Seriously. You are asking a website a question that only you know. If you are searching this and want to know why you are searching this, then look into your brain, because I can't tell you.
Why am I searching this?

Searching for words on the Urban Dictionary? 

Because you're either:

1) Bored.
2) In an English lesson, where you don't deserve to be.
3) An Idiot.
1) "Oh Iv'e got nothing to do, lets go searching for words on the urban dictionary?!"

2) "Arghh! I don't know what Literature means lemme go searching for words on the urban dictionary?."

3) I'm an idiot, so I'll go searching for words on the urban dictionary?.