Sandeater 

Someone who’s dumb enough to eat sand l.

“Dude has no common sense, he’s a sandeater.”

Sandeater by Razak June 11, 2018

Sandeater 

a person who is very smart and amazing and eats sand

person1: “oh my gosh you saved my life, you’re a sandeater!”
person2: “no problem!”

Sandeater by Sand eater December 30, 2022

Sandpaper Grandma 

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.

His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.

Sandpaper Grandma by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011

slandkeater

a "noun-verb" meaning "PLANE LEAVES". It's the epitome of a text messaging faux-pas where you're not looking at the keys when you're sending a message and the word or message you write is completely unrelated to what you want to say.

I am still on the train and my slandkeater (plane leaves) in forty-five minutes!

What time does your slandkeater on Friday?

slandkeater by Travis the Emu October 9, 2007

sandpaper glove 

A hand job from a rough-handed female thus uncomfortably scraping your dong.

That bitch had rough hands felt like she was jerkin me with a sandpaper glove.

sandpaper glove by Ronnie Ace August 4, 2012

Sandraker 

In Tribes, a sandraker is a member of the Diamond Sword Tribe.

"Get those filthy sandrakers off our rock!"

Sandraker by Scudsoup June 12, 2012

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery 

A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking

"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!"

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery by Adam Owada May 7, 2008