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Samstank 

When someone doesn't bathe for long periods of time, resulting in extremely greasy hair, dirty and oily skin, severe acne, and a horrid smell surrounding the person.
Boy 1 "Dude, her hair looks like someone squeezed a few big macs on her head!"

Boy 2 "Yeah man! She smells really bad, too."

Boy 1 "Ew, look at that acne!"

Boy 3 "Guys, she's got the Samstank."
Samstank by vamp25 May 2, 2010
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Samscale 

Samscale is a measure of effort or difficulty. Samscale is near infinity. It is equal to the possibility of Sam not complaining for an entire day, which is near impossible.
In a scale from one to samscale how difficult is this task.
Samscale by Samscale May 8, 2018

Samstance 

Whenever anyone purposely attempts to look like a bad ass (or a B.A. <_<) to look strong in a situation. This is expressed by putting hair in front of your eyes, pushing your back out and standing uberstraight, speaking in little or no words, and keeping your fists clenched.
"Man, I'd so totally profile that, but I'm afraid I'll get Samstanced."
Samstance by KDavis November 10, 2006

samstalker 

A boy who stalks you for many years but denies it, remembers everything you say cause he listens and hides in the bushes with his binoculars. But really he’s nice!
I know this boy he’s a right samstalker, he won’t leave me alone!!
samstalker by Mrbooby April 8, 2019

samstyle 

a subspecies of English particularly interested in beavers, stallions, and bicycles.
1) Maurice Jones-Drew is a great football player. Stamstyle "Maurice Jones-Drew is a stallion. He ran for like 400 yards and 6 tds."
2) What's wrong with you, loser? You suck. Stamstyle: "What's up lame-beaver? Why are you such weak-sauce?"
3) (At an appropriate moment to leave) Ready to leave? Samstyle: "Ready to bike out?"
samstyle by colin y September 17, 2007
A undertale fanbase on fucking SANS OF ALL CHARACTERS?!
Explain Sanstale. A undertale fanbase on fucking SANS OF ALL CHARACTERS?!
Sanstale by ZenTheCreator November 28, 2016