SMUFO

SMUFO is the ad libbed acronym for the Sunday Morning Union of Fun and Orgasm, a spontaneous event that has become an institution.

Smufo is an ancient human activity, that some behaviorists have noted occurs throughout the natural (animal) world. Until recently Smufo was an undefined act of physical bonding between two humans (animals) involving touching, holding, fondling and other tender physical ideas that popped into either the Smufee's or Smufor's head.

After weeks apart, Uma looks forward to some serious smufo activity with her lover, Groper.

SMUFO by Uma Groper March 1, 2010

SUFO 

Shut Up or Fuck Off

Nat I've been telling you for 10 days now I wont give you my Apad as much as you want it so just SUFO.

SUFO by B247E August 19, 2010

Smuffin 

a cute nickname for a useless partner meaning: some mother fucking nothing.

Her boyfriend is a real smuffin, he can't keep a job to save his life.

Smuffin by silentcrys April 15, 2020

smuffocate 

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)

Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*

smuffocate by TJeva October 5, 2005

Smuffed 

What happens to the torch of a player who quits the TV show Survivor.

Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?

NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."

Smuffed by AAHGRRRRTM December 15, 2010

Stufoo 

1. To phonectically say; "stfu".
2. A shorter and quicker way to say; "shut the fuck up".

Amy: "Nick, I don't want you to cum on my face!:("
Nick: "STUFOO, bitch!"

Alicia: "But, baby, I don't want you to go out to the bar!"
Vince: "I don't care... so, stufoo."

Stufoo by RangeRov49 July 24, 2006

Smuho 

A replacement word for “squeeze” and “suck”

1. I love to smuho my girlfriend’s caboose (or booty).

2. I need to smuho the straw to drink my beverage.

Smuho by ChadChadwick October 12, 2019