SMFHP 

Suck my fat hairy pussy

When your friend asks you to pay them back the $3 for that coffee they bought you months ago and you say "bitch, suck my fat hairy pussy"

When you're playing dbd online and the game ends in 4 minutes

Killer/Survivor - gg
You - smfhp

SMFHP by Sookstone February 2, 2021

smfh 

Shaking My Fucking Head, from original SMH, Shaking My Head, as in disbelief.

SMFH, I watched the guy go bungee jumping with a home made bungee made from rubber bands.

smfh by Greg Elmassian December 16, 2007

Smfpp 

An acronym for the phrase "Shake my fuckin' PP." Used as a more severe substitute of "Smh," for when it's just not enough to express the sheer disappointment you feel at the target.

Guy: Yo, did you hook up with her or no?
Guy 2: I sent you a text earlier about that very fucking topic smfpp.

Smfpp by Micaiah Spice Latte November 4, 2018

Smfh 

Shaking my fucking head: an expression of disappointment in someone's actions or words where smh is not enough. It shows a higher level of disappointment.

You don't like pizza....smfh!

Smfh by Thelegendarysonic February 11, 2017

SMHFP 

Shaking My Head + Face-Palm. An acronym that's reserved for things seen on the internet that are of the utmost stupidity/ignorance.

SMHFP.

SMHFP by TheBx41 October 3, 2012

Smfh 

An abbreviation of shaking my fucking head

Texting ...
Dick: how could u forget my birthday smfh

Margret: I’m so sorry

Smfh by Bre4nna May 17, 2019

SMFH 

An extension of the acronym "SMH" which means, Shaking my head.Basically stating that your ashamed or disappointed .

"That was so dumb smfh"

SMFH by ewitsjaelan March 11, 2017