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interspecies reviewers 

A revolutionary Anime that is bravely going past what is deemed "acceptable" and "societally normal". 100% not porn and is for ages 5 and up.
Person 1: Damn why did JoJo Part 5: Vento Aureo have to end last year?
Person 2: Just watch interspecies reviewers, it's just as good!

Person 1:But it's not available on funimation?
Person 2:Just watch it on kickass anime. They have it uncensored
Person 1:Wait, uncensored? Is it lewd?
Person 1: Nah they just get rid of the censored parts like words.

The Food Reviewer 

The Food Reviewer (aka TFR) is an obese white teenager who "reviews" food. He is a world-renowned professional food critic, and has spent almost his entire life in culinary school. He was brought into the food business by Paula Surette, owner and CEO of Cakes By Paula. He creates youtube videos where he "reviews" food, and decides whether or not "It's a buy" after using his amazing taste skills to test the food. His culinary abilities put Bobby Flay and Paula Dean to shame. His most notable video is probably the Fruit Gushers review which has unfortunately been removed from his account. His videos have become highly popular, not because of their educational food information, but rather because of the humor of a fat boy reviewing junk food. I highly recommend his videos if you want to learn about the tastiness of Entenmann's Chocolate Donuts or if you simply want to laugh.
A typical clip from the food reviewer

"Ok, today I'm going to review fruit gushers"
*Inserts gushers into mouth*
"mmm"
"It's definitely a buy"
The Food Reviewer by noap July 4, 2012

Ridiculous reviewers 

People who review words on urban dictionary and decide whether or not it can be published are stupid.

Review Reviewer 

A reviewer who reviews reviews.
Person 1: "My job is a review reviewer".
Person 2: "Wow, that's very confusing".
Review Reviewer by Scientific_ September 4, 2017

Fuck off reviewers 

When you write something cool or funny, that takes you a while (most likely an inside joke between your friends). But a bitch ass reviewer doesn't allow it to be posted
Guy 1: yo I'm writing this funny ass urban dictionary definition
Guy 2: that's cool what's it about?

Guy 1: you'll have to wait for me to post it
Guy 2: ok

*A few minutes after submitting definition*

"Your definition isn't gonna be posted because I'm a bitch ass reviewer"

Guy 1: Fuck off reviewers

uh hey reviewer of this definition 

uh this is when you speak directly to the reviewers for the definitions on the popular website urban dictionary.
uh hey reviewer of this definition this is a random person speaking and i want to ask you about your day. how many definitions do you review a day and is it funny?