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To leave an established Internet forum (usually after getting annoyed with the influx of n00bs) and join a fledgling alternative forum to talk bollocks and moan about life, the universe and everything.
He couldn't stand the n00bs asking which chip is better, so he decided to retire.
retire by TheBrit March 7, 2005
the refreshing act of dissmissing a dumb ass guy who has proven himself a waste of your time. deleting his number,and completley kicking him out of your life in a matter of minuites.
Me-"Wow i didnt know how much of a player patrick was untill he tryed to get with me AND my best friend."

Jackie-"What a cocky loser." "He's Retired"
retire by LauraKatelyn August 6, 2007
what men do what the die,

and what women do when they get married,
retire by bryan_thrax January 17, 2009
To stop playing a competitive activity because of an unwavering fear of losing at said activity.
Jacob won one game of pickleball and then decided to retire
The word or slang "retire" means give up basically.
Retire lil bro
You gotta retire after that one.
retire by haunter120 December 12, 2023
To stop doing something that has previously been done regularly.
After years of watching YouTube regularly, Tania decided to retire and let something else replace this activity for her.
retire by Emotional Cruiser November 23, 2025