Quartermaine

Also known as a Quaterbrain and a BFF = (Big Fat Fuck) Someone who is a nerd that sits at a computer all day listning to podcasts, playing Second Life (because he doesn't have a real one), watch bug porn just for the heck of it! and wanking off to 2GB ram on his super computer....

OMG!!!! that guy is a Quartermaine. RUN AWAY!!

Quartermaine by Lud Kung-Fee June 12, 2008

Quartermaster 

The bad ass mother fuckers of the US Navy's navigation team on any given ship in the fleet.

Hey Lopez gets to leave work early most days in port. No shit he is a quartermaster.

Quartermaster by QME Lopez September 1, 2010

Quartermasters 

A group of mildly athletic band kids hand-picked by the directors for modern-day child labor. Their proficiency ranges from absolute angels to destructive morons who drop megaphones on buses. Within their closet, they possess an Ouija board, which has become their pseudo-mascot for some ungodly reason. By the end of their season, their collective IQ will have degenerated into that of a strawberry.

"Oh my gosh, the met just imploded! Those darn quartermasters."

Quartermasters by gigachad10000 March 28, 2023

quartermaster 

A quartermaster is a person who can go into an arcade with one quarter and make it last all night on one game. Not to be confused with a pinball wizard.

Nobody could stop Josh that night in 1983... He conquered Centipede and became Utica's only quartermaster for that game.

quartermaster by medullacortex May 20, 2014

Quartermaster 

WWW.QUARTERMASTERBAND.COM

quartermaster, band

Quartermaster by pseudonyminyjiminy August 1, 2011

quartermain 

Being drunk but having to go to the bathroom and being afraid of getting up or changing position because it may cause you to go back to the state of nausea.

I might pee the bed but I don't want to quartermain.

quartermain by icyhot123 January 25, 2010

Quartermain 

When you hit a women for not shagging you

"stop doing a Quartermain"

Quartermain by zooted_official March 15, 2022