Pulling a Mike 

In a given situation, "pulling a Mike" is when you assess and evaluate all options, figure out the best possible course of action, and then proceed to do the exact opposite. In short, this is to make the most dumbfoundly awful decision that one can make at any given point. A "Mike's" natural habitat is in any matter involving women, sex, copious amounts of alcohol, or some awkward combination of all three. Nearly always, disappointment ensues.

Phil: Man, did you hear about Mike pulling a Mike the other day at my place?
Noah: Yeah, didn't he drink himself into a stupor and projectile vomit all over your room or something?
Phil: He did, and he was also somehow butt-ass naked too. And that's terrible.

Pulling a Mike by Phil95 October 26, 2014

Pulling a Mike 

Verb: to pull a mike
Definition: To create an imaginary Girlfriend and try to convince all of your friends she is real for an extended amount of time, but will ultimately fail in keeping the truth hidden.

Justin has to be Pulling a Mike, There is no way he met some girl in North Dakota when he lives in Florida!

Pulling a Mike by GrudgeHumper January 10, 2009

Pulling a Mike 

When a person has to go pee when there is work to be done.

Kris: Can you come give me a hand of this project.
Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee.

Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?

Pulling a Mike by Devo1 November 15, 2018

Pulling a Mike 

To pull a Mike is for a man to pull out of a Devil's three-way.

"Yeah bro, Zach and I were double teaming last night, but he was pulling a Mike."

Pulling a Mike by hbk420 October 13, 2021

Pulling a Mike 

To drink shit booze, usually a 30 rack of Bud Light, and text your only friend, completely shitfaced, looking for either his dick, or for him to hook you up with trashy jungle pussy, while having an existential alcohol-induced crisis"

Tyrone: "God, the homie Jamal is texting me asking for my dick."

Sanchez: "Oh Shit, is he drunk?"

Tyrone: Yeah, he straight up "Pulling a Mike".

Pulling a Mike by The_South_Side_Demon January 16, 2017

Pulling a Mike 

The unfair act of getting away with things that do not work for others, this situations happens a lot in many corporate environments. Specially if Mike works there.

Disgruntled employee: but boss, why am I in trouble when I said I was working form my La Mirada office, you know is my home? When Mike does the same with his city, and he isn't asked to come back to the office?
Boss: but that's him , that's different, you cannot be pulling a Mike!!

Pulling a Mike by SpeKtroNet July 21, 2021

Pulling a Mike 

When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.

Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”

Pulling a Mike by Contagonist May 29, 2024