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Puddle pussy 

When a truck stop lot lizard washes her pussy in a parking lot pot hole in between getting fucked but dirty truck drivers
Breaker one nine lookin for some PUDDLE PUSSY in the back row of the petro!! She her to the red Mack truck number 21
Puddle pussy by The Dude23 August 29, 2022

pussy puddle 

the juices left on a surface after a woman has been sexually excited and her vaginal secretions oozed through her clothing
Dude, i was makin out with that chick on your couch and she left a pussy puddle on the cushion.
pussy puddle by the_blind_owl February 22, 2010

Puddle of pussy 

Unlike lake of pussy which is fed by many tributaries, puddle of pussy is only occasionally fed by the grace of god.
John hasnt had sex in a while, he must be standing in a puddle of pussy.

Silly puddie pussy

A pussy that lack the elasticity to go back to the original form after sex.
I smash old girl but she had that silly puddie pussy, it was just hang everywhere.

paddle ball pussy cat

When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.