Probka

A song that overtakes your life. Once you listen to it, it continues to play for a week straight until you finally pass out and have to be admitted to the hospital to fully recover. Some say it is Europop, others say it is the worst song in the history of music, and only one person in the whole world can enjoy it.

Hey Ryan, what are you listening to? Probka? Again? What the fuck, you've listened to that song like nine days straight, are you OK? Oh my god, I need to call for help, I just heard part of the song, and you've been listening to it for that fucking long? 500 times in a row? What the fuck, this is awful. I want to die.

Probka by Baron Von Ktik May 25, 2009

proskater

A curse word in the UK. It's very bad to say.

"If you don't like it, you can can suck my proskater" Caddicarus, 2020

proskater by idkwhattoputheremayo October 30, 2020

Probabilititties 

The likelihood of seeing a titty.

What do you think the likelihood of this top staying on all night is?

I’m not sure but the probabilititties are high.

Probabilititties by Jefferson Lovely August 7, 2020

Dodecatuple Secret Probation 

The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.

From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation!

Dodecatuple Secret Probation by newkie December 15, 2011

Counter-probaiting 

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass

Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

Counter-probaiting by WarriorWithin August 10, 2020

no probalo 

Senor Cardgage Mortgage's way of saying no problem.

Senor Cardgage: Valerie need home lawn, no probalo

no probalo by Tyler Sadex June 29, 2004

probation officer 

person to whom you must check in with while on probation.

Damn, I wish I could go out with you to the bars tonight Leroy but, I've got to see my probation officer in the morning.

probation officer by The View June 19, 2008