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An obnoxious bastard with an ignorant girlfriend who seems to pinch other girls in either the ass or back, he is a failure at most of the sports he puts himself in, generally boasting his titanic sized ego. Generally a fake-drunk and a loser. Likes to make fun of other's weight when he himself has nothing to brag. Has internal conflict as his girlfriend as she cannot find his tiny penis.
"You see Primeu today? He kissed his gorilla- I mean girlfriend."

"You see Primeu got layed out today? He said his shoe was untied. What a dumbass."
Primeu by CappytanChuckles October 6, 2010
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succubus prime

Nothing left after succubus prime except for a little burning
succubus prime by Tonythetiler November 15, 2016
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Liberty Prime-ism

Any quotes that is stated by the enormous, patriotic robot, Liberty Prime, who appears in the video game Fallout 3. These quotes include:

"Voice module online. Audio functionality test... initialized. Designation: Liberty Prime. Mission: the Liberation of Anchorage, Alaska."

"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."

"Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!"

"Communism is a lie!"

"Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: 0%!"

"Probability of a Chinese victory: Impossible!"

"Catastrophic system failure... Initiating core shutdown as per emergency initiative 2682209... I die...so that democracy may live..."

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"
The best part of the last mission in Fallout 3 are the Liberty Prime-isms!

Prime Rib 

When you can see the outline of a girls rib or the whole 'rack' of ribs
Damn she has the prime rib
Prime Rib by Studog February 18, 2017
(adj)
When you are the best version of yourself in appearance. Derived from the phrase "In his prime" used for celebrities being in the best stage of their carrier.

The word Primero may also be used when you are also one of the best looking people in a certain group
- I'm feeling so prime today. I'm going to pull any bitch I want in da club
Prime by Xarrisss December 8, 2022

Prime and chill 

Code for two people meeting at each other's house, and going beyond cuddling, but without sex.

A non-sexual version of Netflix and chill, Prime referring to Amazon Prime Video instead of Netflix.
Max: Hey, let's Prime and chill tonight at my place !
Ciera: You mean Netflix and chill ?
Max: No, I have the kids tonight, so we need to behave !
Prime and chill by Max98607 June 16, 2018

Primus sucks 

It is the band Primus' slogan, meaning that you would say it if you really like primus. they got sick of the slogan after awhile but some people still say it because it's a great slogan, so if you see someone post a comment on a youtube video of primus and they say primus sucks give them an E-high five.
WRONG!
Fan: Primus sucks!
noob primus fan: dood primus doesnt suck fuck u

RIGHT!
fan:Primus sucks
Noob fan: Damn straight
Primus sucks by Rageris January 21, 2009