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potato fucker 

1. a person, usually an Irish/Native American male, who fucks potatoes on a daily basis because he does not masturbate
2. the person who creates mashed potatoes for the school
3. a person who also enjoys fucking other various edible and nonedible objects such as fajitas and shit
Person: Hey Kyle, do you want my potatoes?
Kyle: I LOVE FUCKING POTATOES!!!

Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker 

One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.
Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.

fucked potato 

i just finished fucking precious the silly fucked potato

Potatosucker 

A person who sucks the hell out of potatoes. You can also use it as a word for somebody that sucks on food.
Stop being such a Potatosucker
Potatosucker by RetardedPotato April 19, 2018