PoopBlast 

When you are pooping and it hits the water and the water splashes up in your buttcrack

I love the feeling of a PoopBlast in my anus

PoopBlast by TheRealShrek August 23, 2016

poopfeast 

If you’re coming from one piece crunchy roll in the comment section during the like 100 episodes “poopfeast” was the guy that told us when the episode started dude did it for like 70 episodes but then fatally disappeared one day

“Poopfeast” was a legend.

poopfeast by @jay.since.2004 March 21, 2021

poopjasterblevomulate 

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.

man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

poopjasterblevomulate by brokeback matt July 7, 2010

Poopcrastination 

Whenever you go to take a dump and stay there playing pokemon or reading whatever hours after you finish.

Guy 1:I went to poop and finished The Odyssey by Homer.
Guy2: That's some serious poopcrastination right there!

Poopcrastination by sefauif May 21, 2010

poopulation 

The number of turds in any given trip to the bathroom.

After going to the bathroom, Bill said the toilet had a poopulation of 6.

poopulation by Falconet December 16, 2008

Poopcrastinate 

{poop-kras-tuh-neyt}
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.

Shut up, Man! Can't you see I wasn't able to poop long enough to poopcrastinate my problems away? Now I need to procrastinate by pontificating on the topic of poopcrastination!"

Poopcrastinate by I did this. March 2, 2018

pooptastic

1. The amazing feeling one gets after taking a massive poo which makes the person feel great.

1. I had the most pooptastic feeling last night.

pooptastic by The masters of the poo July 25, 2006