The Pumpkinox is the official started date of Pumpkin Spice Latte (aka PSL) season, also known as Pumpkin Spice Season. Much like how the Equinox marks the start of Spring and Fall. The date for the Pumpkinox is not stationary as it can fall anywhere between late August and early September depending on the year, as dictated by Starbucks. This holiday is most associated with Fall, coffee shops, and basic white girls.

Did you hear they moved the Pumpkinox to August 27th this year?!? Can't wait to get my first PSL of the season.

Pumpkinox by Namenlosen December 4, 2018

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Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.

Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!

Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin by suavedeboner July 4, 2012

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plumpkin roulette

Just like a plumpkin, but with the added element of surprise.

After sneaking into the ladies toilet, Adrian lay in wait with his soup and a sandwich for an afternoonn of plumpkin roulette

plumpkin roulette by Spontaneous Inflection March 30, 2017

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Fatty Plumpkin

Noun)
1. An abnormally obese anus. Ex. Badonkadonk
2. An anus which is utterly large in volume.

The women was not shy about her fatty plumpkin: she wore a pink thong viewable to everyone behind her.

Fatty Plumpkin by Cornelius the Bad-Ass Pigeon June 11, 2008

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