Pinwag 

The emotional and irrational words of a male in the throws of sexual passion. Can be more colloquially defined as "talking with his dick". Must not be confused with simple horny dialogue, must be uttered in secret and usually would embarrass the speaker if known to male companions. Commonly observed in Sydney's North Shore and Northern Beaches.

Esme: Why do you feel weird towards Jake?
Gillian: I dont know... He just pinwagged real bad last night.

Esme: What did he say?
Gillian: He said "I love you" three times before he came.
Esme: Woah, that's rough, you only met him a few weeks ago!

Pinwag by Bungaston October 3, 2012

Pinaglobe 

'Pinaglobe' is a Pineapple that has been turned into a Globe
Invented by a mysterious person called 'Xam'

Pinaglobe

Pinaglobe by Schmapple August 26, 2009

piewagon 

A girthy woman with a penchant for pastry guzzling.

Kenny Blankenship's Nana is a piewagon.

piewagon by Josh79 February 27, 2008

pintage 

A beer drinking session.

Martin: Post-work pintage?
Tomasz: Can't. Going to the cinema.

pintage by Tomasz Minkowski June 9, 2007

Pinwank 

Pinwank = Shoving pinballs up your arse and firing them out at potential X Factor Christmas No.1 Artists. Pumping the nob to charge up the shot gives the Pinwank more power.

It was the live final of the X Factor and Tom was getting frustrated by a hairy old man with a women's voice going for Christmas No.1 and looking likely to get it. He was standing in the crowd and inserted a small pinball up his arse, turned round, pumped his nob a few times and fired the ultimate Pinwank shot. The ball brushed past Simons head but due to the rotatations small specks of shit went into his lego man haircut. The ball went on to hit Joe Mcsomething in his throat and end his singing career. Pinwank prevails.

Pinwank by Roger Townshend November 17, 2010

panwagon 

A flat wagon capable of carrying a large quantity of sex mannequins or sex dolls

"Can you take that panwagon over to Adrian's house?"

panwagon by pseudoinscrutable May 22, 2020

pwnwage 

to earn money by owning the ass off someone.

Dave: hey johnny whats ur saturday job?
Johnny: i play darts for cash
Dave: you are awesome at darts!
Johnny: i know, i gotta pwnwage

pwnwage by Kingfroggy September 7, 2007