A very rare disease found in middle-aged men, usually caused by Penial Disfunction or Aracnaphobia. Causes blindess, super sayianpersonality, yellow eyed penguin under garments and charcoal feaver.
Oh shit!, Gordons got the Pigmontis Crallian! Grab your shotgun and blow up his Chonboard!
desease one gets after being bitten by a PIG ANT. Leads to social exclusion and all around avoidance by other people as to keep the disease from spreading.
Symptoms include upward pointing of the nose and small antenna like growths from follicles on the head.
dave:"stan why do you have antenna and a pig nose?"
steve: " i got bit my a pig ant and caught pigantitis. "