Petrify 

In West-Central Scotland: To embellish, exaggerate and generally expand the true meaning of a story, often losing the truth in the process

He was known to petrify accounts of his various visits to Manchester

Petrify by RedTorpedo March 1, 2010

petrify 

Gettin' hard.

A Gargoyle can petrifies in the day.

Let's get some petrified wood

Man, that's one petrified boner!

petrify by CheapAlert March 3, 2004

petrified 

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.

Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'

petrified by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005

Naked and Petrified 

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.

"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"

Naked and Petrified by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008

petrified penguin

When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"

Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"

petrified penguin by Dirty P November 1, 2013

the petrifier 

The act of bringing both of ones hands together to create a fist, then using it has a battle ram, plunging it into some sort of hole.

Yo Albert and CJ hold open this girls legs as I preform the Petrifier.

Don't drop the soap or someone may give you the petrifier.

the petrifier by The Saaaucceee January 26, 2012

Petrifry 

An old, stray French Fry usually found while cleaning out one's car.

I found a Petrifry in my car last evening that has to be at least 10 years old.

Petrifry by GVenMusson February 3, 2010