Noun. An ictus or other seizure brought on by the consumption of too many cheese blintzes, sour-cream-laden piroshki, or other high-cholesterol Russian dishes.
"Dude, you'd better hope this place has a full-time cardiologist on duty. If you eat that whole plate of pirogi in chicken fat, you're gonna keel over with a perestroka for sure."
Perefra (per-re-fra) - When the space-time-continuum is disrupted by the pushing of a large, red button; Thus plummeting all of time and space into a four-way paradox, in which the individual who pushed the big red button must relive four key moments of his/her life that intertwine into the creation of the big red button. In order to avert the current time paradox, the individual who pushed the button must eventually sacrifice his/herself and their partner so that the current paradime shift can be averted and the space-time-continuum return to its original state of being. (n.)
DEFINITION #1:
Fabio- "Look, I wonder what this big booty red button does..."
2003 hit single by Bulgarian pop star Grobis. The accompanying video was controversial for the singer’s homoerotic antics with a Vladimir Putin lookalike under the hoses of a drive-through car wash, and it occasioned a breakup between Grobis and his manager-songwriter Vadim Glebov.
(Translated from the song’s refrain)
Perestroika, perestroika, let’s build our our love upon these ruins
Lick the dust of the past from my eyes, and I will embrace you like a wizard.