The after effects of over-saucing your
pizza slice with the zesty tasty sauce from Don Pepino can be seen in the form of a bright red coloured stool known as the Don Pepino poop.
Often sloppy in nature due to the
accompaniment of pizza chilli flakes or
jalapenos (or both), Don Pepino poop looks like someone has doused your whole colon with red paint before you squirt a deep ochre colour into the pan.
"Dude - I slopped half a jar or Don Pepino onto my Red Baron pizza last night. My shit is so red that I've made the toilet pan look like the
Japanese flag!"
"I saw old fruit - I had a pleasant repast with the archbishop last evening and he served up pizza with
extra sauce. I think the Don Pepino poop he'll be producing today could
interrupt his sermon if he doesn't squirt liquid red torpedoes out of his bung-hole before he commences evensong."