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Pattywhack 

A woman living in Chesterfield, IN who has vivid delusions of living in Texas.
Pattywhack said she is with Don in Texas but we all know she never left Indiana.
Pattywhack by KatieKat82 December 9, 2007

Flapjack pattywhack 

When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!
My girlfriend said she was hungry during morning sex so I gave her a flapjack pattywhack.

Frick frack patty whack 

A phrase used for serious dismay or discontent or a phrase used before sharing exciting and good news
"Frick frack patty whack that soup is bangin!" Or "Frick frack patty whack I can't believe I got an F on my test."

pettywhacker 

he sent his pettywhacker on snapchat.

pallywhacker 

I pulled my pallywhacker out and slapped that hoe in her face with it.
pallywhacker by Justin P. M. August 21, 2007

paddywhackery 

The fakey, out-of-a-box Irishness that insists on the same damned songs and the same damned menu and the same damned Guinness advertisements on the wall of every Irish bar outside of Ireland.
Seen in nearly every film which features a non Irish actor doing an Irish accent. Notable exceptions include Daniel Day Lewis in "In The Name of The Father" and Bradd Pitt in "Snatch".
"Every St.Patricks day Jose liked to emphasize his Irish roots by wearing green, drinking Guiness and referring to the 'old country' but it smacked of Paddywhackery"
paddywhackery by damien May 13, 2005