Oneson 

First born son, greatest lover,awesome friend, honourable and respectful son, the best brother a sibling could ask for

My Oneson first son , only son,only boy born amongst all girls.

Oneson by KezaBash November 3, 2020

oneson 

Oneson is a gift from God making your first son ,he brings amazing sunshine to your life he's the son of all sons above all he loves his father and mother he shows them honor and respect , he's the greatest lover a woman can ever hope for, if she is worthy he'll be forever loyal , picky of women very choosey, you'll be extremely lucky if you conquer his effections don't disappoint Oneson as it'll be you who'll be forever regretfull.

He's my "Oneson" my first boy, blessed,

oneson by keza kerrie kezz November 3, 2020

oneoneone 

Expression brought into the end of a very emphatic statement, following various exclamation marks and a few ones, to further emphasize the idea that, well...you can't be seriously using the Shift key for all those exclamation marks.

That awesome mojito was fucking awesome!!!111oneoneone

oneoneone by Chu Don Juan Toes August 23, 2011

oneion 

unit of one oinion

the recipe requires oneion

oneion by eggdog April 22, 2010

onesome 

masturbation; sex with yourself

I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!

onesome by burntham September 5, 2003

onesome 

The act of wordmasturbation/word

I'm going to go have myself a onesome

onesome by Etan September 5, 2003

!!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven 

Used in long uses of exclamation marks, the !1one is an intentional mistake that jokes about the appearance of numeral value "1" in exclamation overdoses. This is due to the shift key not consistantly being pressed while tapping "1" for the overused "!"'s. The intentional error may signify even more exclamation marks, like some kind of lunatic scientific notation.

Chuck : What the Heck!!!1!1!!!.
Steve : Ha Ha Ha !!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven
Chuck : Thats not funny

!!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven by Alex Rhodelander August 24, 2007